WTF - The Role of a Lifetime vs. Grandpa's Best Friend

Today's WTF entries truly and honestly made me say outloud "What the f*ck?!" after reading them. First, a man who was playing some weird murder mystery role playing game said that if he lost, his opponents could kill him and his parents just as it was described in the game. Well, guess what ... he lost:

SAO PAULO, Brazil - A 21-year-old man and his parents were killed after the man agreed to be murdered along with his family if he lost a murder-mystery role-playing game, local media reported Saturday. Authorities said the man and two others were playing characters who might be murdered depending on the outcome of the game. After Thiago Andrade Guedes lost, he allegedly allowed the other men to carry out the killings, just as happened in the game.
Guedes and his parents were killed on April 26 after being drugged and tied to a bed, police said. Their bodies were found nine days later at the home in the town of Guarapari, 440 miles northeast of Sao Paulo.

There was also this news story about a 75 year old man who was caught sticking it to his dog. Apparently this had been going on for a while because the vet had to treat the dog for "repetitive trauma". I think Viagra just stumbled onto a whole new marketing angle with this one.

Man, what the f*ck is wrong with people??!!!